Life Etc Etc

Mr. Perfect is finally sitting atop the proverbial World Wrestling Entertainment (Federation) mountain in 1993 . Our fantasy booking picks up on the Monday Night RAW after WrestleMania IX, where the newly crowned champion makes his grand entrance and begins what promises to be a truly perfect title reign. Monday Night Raw after WrestleMania 9 Mr. Perfect soaks in the rapturous reception from his adoring fans and vows to defend the title against all comers, determined to establish himself as the perfect champion. No sooner have the words left his mouth than Hulk Hogan’s theme music hits, bringing the crowd to its feet. Hogan makes his way to the ring and tells Perfect that he respects what he accomplished at WrestleMania, but admits that it was painful to watch his friend Bret Hart being stretchered out after the actions of the thieving, conniving Lex Luger. Hogan then makes his intentions clear: once he settles the score with “The Narcissist,” he is coming for the WWF Championship. Pe...

Recap of the Royal Rumble 1991 For the second year in a row Hogan outclassed 29 other superstars to win the Royal Rumble and set up the main event for WrestleMania 7 with the American turncoat villain, Sgt. Slaughter. Hogan didn't need to win the 1990 Royal Rumble, Mr. Perfect should have gotten the nod there to launch a well-deserved main event run . Here however, Hogan was the only logical choice to win considering the circumstances of the Gulf War and his status as an All-American hero. And win he did by eliminating all the big men that were available (read Smash, Crush, The Warlord, Brian Knobbs and Earthquake). Other stars who shined included: British Bulldog eliminates Mr. Perfect with a brilliant dropkick <Courtesy: WWE > The Undertaker (still managed by Brother Love) who eliminated the likes of Bret Hart and "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich "The Model" Rick Martel who entered at no. 6 and made it to the final five thereby setting a new Royal Rumble ...